2009 Tour of Britain: Flaunting ancient American fashion rules, Pippo wore this all white ensemble on his way to Gretna in Scotland. (Credit: Pezcyclingnews.com via Veloveritas.com.uk)

2009 Tour of Britain, Stage 7: Pippo aided and abetted fellow hair gel abuser neo-professional Swifty to his first ProTour win. (Credit: Gerry McManus via Bikeradar.com)