2012 Ronde van Vlaanderen: In homage of “Dov’é Fabu?” at Swiss “Fuck Yeah Fabian!” Perfection it is time to play “Find Filippo.”

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2012 Ronde van Vlaanderen: It’s soooo like obvious what Omegastep’s totally planned, right? (Credit: Photopress.be via Cyclingnews.com)

2012 Ronde van Vlaanderen: It was Tommeke who shadowed Pippo. (Credit: Roberto Bettini via Cyclingnews.com) 

And now, dear picspam viewers, we resume our regularly captioned posts with our favorite Martians Classics on-the-bike rivalry of Pippo versus Tommeke at the 2012 Ronde van Vlaanderen.  (Credit: Photopress.be via Cyclingnews.com)

2012 Paris-Roubaix: Why is Ale-B gazing up so astounded at the firmament? Hmm, maybe he sees the most boring superhero ever Superman battling UFOs. More importantly, what is Pippo doing? It appears to these undiscerning eyes he is making certain his cologne is at acceptable parts per million to distance the peloton from him when he breaks away…bah, alas it was not to be—wah! (Credit: Makoto Ayano via Cyclowired.jp)

2012 Paris-Roubaix: It appears that Merci Ballero helmets are yet to be available through the Pozzato Collection which may someday morph into the Dolce & Gabbana of Cycledom, no? (Credit: Makoto Ayano via Cyclowired.jp)

2012 Ronde van Vlaanderen: Tommeke will not allow Pippo to be the one to ride over his record-breaking ambitions. (Credit:Roberto Bettini via Cyclingnews.com)

2010 Paris-Roubaix: Is Pippo fashionably late to the team presentation? (Credit: Daniel Benson via Cyclingnews.com)

Paris-Roubaix 2012: Call him “Monaco playboy” if you will but he is always prepared for battle with the pavé. (Credit: Julie Dremière via Cyclismactu.net)

2009 Paris-Roubaix: Heh, Pippo is drawn more bishounen than Tommeke! (Credit: 福岡県福岡市 via Gamigame.jugem.jp)