2012 Ronde van Vlaanderen: In homage of “Dov’é Fabu?” at Swiss “Fuck Yeah Fabian!” Perfection it is time to play “Find Filippo.”

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2012 Ronde van Vlaanderen: It’s soooo like obvious what Omegastep’s totally planned, right? (Credit: Photopress.be via Cyclingnews.com)

2012 Ronde van Vlaanderen: Pippo attacked Tommeke on the podium with champagne. (Credit: Kristof Ramon via Flickr.com)

2012 Paris-Roubaix: Why is Ale-B gazing up so astounded at the firmament? Hmm, maybe he sees the most boring superhero ever Superman battling UFOs. More importantly, what is Pippo doing? It appears to these undiscerning eyes he is making certain his cologne is at acceptable parts per million to distance the peloton from him when he breaks away…bah, alas it was not to be—wah! (Credit: Makoto Ayano via Cyclowired.jp)

2009 Paris-Roubaix: Backstage with Alessandro and Pippo, both riders who have finished on the podium at L’Enfer du Nord. (Credit: Lookee, that photo is watermarked!)

2012 Ronde van Vlaanderen: Two former World Champions showcase their achievements on their collars and cuffs so why does Farnese Vini deny Pippo, former wearer of the Italian Tricolore, the opportunity to emphasis his accomplishment? (Credit: Good Ole Getty Images via News.daylife.com)

2012 Ronde van Vlaanderen: Yes, truly madly deeply, Pippo really did miss victory by that much but was foiled again by that Flemish superstar, perhaps because Mount Paterberg was not long enough to sap Boonen of his big brute sprint strength; whatever occurred, Velonews—who we hold in the highest esteem, yeah right—translated Pippo as lamenting that he finished “First of the Idiots.” (Credit: Getty Images via News.daylife.com)

2008 Tour de France, Stage 11: How often do we wonder what riders are buzzing about, er, discussing in the pelotonic neutral zone swarm. (Credit: Roberto Bettini via Cyclingnews.com)

2010 Tour of Qatar, Stage 4: Are Pippo and Ballan excluding Danilo Napolitano from their conversation on style? (Credit: PresseSports/Lablatiniere via Letour.fr)

2006 Paris-Roubaix: Smile time comes before race time. (Credit: Sirotti via Cyclingnews.com)