2012 Giro d’Italia, Stage 9: Alas, woe we are! We are heartbroken for our cycling paramour Pippo has crashed again. Yes, he has blamed himself, thus avoiding the fate of Ferrari; his enthusiastic sharp turn brought him down with others (Cav and Mattie included) on the Boulevard of Broken Giro Stage Win Dreams. Our Subject sought to ride this morning but his Injured Hand was broken at the wrist, unable to hold onto the handlebars with swelling pain. So what now? He shall return to Monaco, no doubt to plot his next major comeback at the Italian National Road Race. Forza! (Credit: ????? via  Gonews.it)