Since 06 November 2011 We of the Chic, Fantastique, and Maqnifique Pippo Appreciation Society have [almost] achieved the feat of five hundred—500!!!!!—posts featuring Filippo “Pippo” Pozzato, the most misunderstood rider of cycling analyzers who write him as naught by “Monaco playboy with Ferraris and tattoos living la vida loca “la bella vita” when Our Subject is marketing genius who has ensured he will NEVER disappear from cycling consciousness like many successful Junior cyclists such as, say, Eduard Kiwischow. To celebrate this magnanimous accomplishment of Pippo posting we will have incredible but [literally] inedible pictacular picspam blitz featuring—what else?—Pippo pics. Our primary picture caption editress has declined to provide her “witty” captions for this blitz, citing future fears of Carpal Tunnel Vision, but will resume her “lame-brained” commentary when the queue of “hotness” runs out. We hope you enjoy our selections of some of our favoritest images by, well, clicking the hearts hourly on your dashboard whenever you encounter Pippo.